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Play Big Or Do Not Play At All
Jul 28th
Did you finally save up enough cash to move out into your own place? Congratulations are in order for you then! You may now enter into the realms of true bachelorhood like a real man. So you are not taking any of the children sized furniture with you, right? If you are, the first stop is to the dump with that junk.
Big boys play with big toys, and you have got to get into the big leagues to hit the long ball. No home runs lately? Not even many base hits? That is because you are still playing small ball. The majors are called the bigs for a reason, so start with a big couch or chair or something at the very least. A bigger beer mug does not count.
You bedroom is surely where you want to go big, and go all the way with it, right? So start out with some design changes and go with a bold, bright, and beautiful new quilt set. Yeah, it may be a bit sissy, but the company is going to love it. Those days of the nasty college dorm futon on the floor look are over.
As a matter of fact, make it a king quilt set. You can now get a bed that is too big for a van down by the river. Big beds are quite comfortable, and becoming, and can hold up an adult frame, or frames as the case may be. Big beds are for big men, so act like one and sleep like one. That foam pad thing still stinks like oil and gasoline anyways, so burn it.
Now if you really want to look like Mister Big Stuff in the bedroom, you are going to want to check out something in a sleigh bed. These beds are flat awesome, and they are a sight to behold. They are massively built, they sit up off the ground high enough to need steps, and they look like they could actually be used to haul goodies through the snow. This will definitely impress anyone stopping by.
Yes sir, it is a good time to put away childish things. When you get out on your own you can do things like the big boys do, right? Otherwise you should just stay at home with mom and dad until you are ready to step up some.
And the best thing about all of this oversized furniture is that when you come home cold and tired, it will definitely be able to catch you and hold your head up high. Start living like a king, add go king size. Leave the little kids behind.